Appology from Scorchio!

[Scorchio]

I would like to take this opportunity to appologise to any members I've been dealing with lately for my late replies to emails and general slackness [:I].

I GOT A NEW GIRLFRIEND! [] Me and baby spice are very happy together, but I'm wondering how to break the news about my tamiya habit[?] any tips chaps?

[TWINSET]

Best way is to walk round house semi crouched screaming things like "cover me" and "you take point", then show her your collection of knives and sidearms, followed by all the interesting websites on how to despatch enemies with the minimum of noise, after that, toy cars won't seem so bad.

Also, give names to everything inanimate in the house, and hold conversations with them.

[Scorchio]

LOL spoken like a true man of the world! knew I could rely on you Andy I'll try it over the weekend, wish me luck []

[TWINSET]

You'll need it[]

Note for life; If you think you busted the washing machine, always ask the female operator before feeling guilty[!]

Turns out she busted it and forgot to tell me!

[Martin71RS(2)]

hey Andy,

How can you bust a washing machine when you never touch it?????

[]

Martin

[TWINSET]

The wife abandoned me for a week, and my socks were starting to get rebellious.

[Scorchio]

So whats a washing machine then chaps? sounds like one of those mythical things like IRON or VACUUM CLEANER.

I'll just take lesson 2 as 'NEVER CONFESS TO ANYTHING.......EVER!' THANKS!

[SGNAS]

Be really careful.

In the presence of fragile 20+year old impossible to get hold of bits of plastic, females suddenly have all the grace and delicate touch of a charging Rhino.

"Clumsy" and "butterfingers" also spring to mind[]

Oh, and all that old tripe that men have better spatial awareness, women can't drive, have more but less serious accidents... It's all true.

Don't let them near your expensive toys collectibles[]

But don't worry, she probably has a much more expensive hobby.

Mine keeps horses, my Landrover, RC, and Scalextric cost me far less.

[Scorchio]

Thanks SGNAS I'll bear that in mind, and hide all my toys colectables with all my porn ART! []

You guys have been so helpful! many thanks! I'll let you know if I end up single again next week.

On the subject of better halves, its Xmas present time. Some where in the showrooms of TC is a Cindy car hotrod RC conversion Build by an American Toy Sculptor, and I cant find it [] anyone know where it is?

[TWINSET]

Pink Roller Clod?

http://www.tamiyaclub.com/showroom_model.asp?cid=8189&id=665

Or a Barbie TXT Minibus?

http://www.tamiyaclub.com/showroom_model.asp?cid=6028&id=37

[Scorchio]

LMAO[^] Never seen them, FANTASTIC! But alas not the one I'm after. Its a black convertable 60s american lowrider with green flame job (I think), I'll keep looking and post if I find it.

[TWINSET]

Oh, you mean this one;

http://www.tamiyaclub.com/showroom_model.asp?cid=4645&id=378

[Scorchio]

YES THATS IT! [^][^][^] THANKS ANDY!!!

On looking at it now though I don't think I'll make it in time for this year [V] Birthday project I think.

BTW Just spoke to my girlfriend on phone and the subject of ebay came up LOL, so I'm all fessed up now and she said 'I wish I'd thought of doing something like that!'[][8D] So I'm off to book a church while the goings good.

Lucky really cause' I thought if this thread went on somebody would sugest something daft.[)]

[TWINSET]

Good thing you came to the right place!

Next!

[Jozza(2)]

quote:Originally posted by TWINSET

You'll need it[]

Note for life; If you think you busted the washing machine, always ask the female operator before feeling guilty[!]

Turns out she busted it and forgot to tell me!

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Twinset, use it as a good excuse to do some washing machine hop-ups - full oil dampers, ballrace set, race motor and a new paintjob; it will look great, and you could put it in your showroom under "Other Makes" []

[snollan]

quote:Originally posted by Scorchio

I would like to take this opportunity to appologise to any members I've been dealing with lately for my late replies to emails and general slackness [:I].

I GOT A NEW GIRLFRIEND! [] Me and baby spice are very happy together, but I'm wondering how to break the news about my tamiya habit[?] any tips chaps?

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Wait this topic is going in the way wrong direction. I noticed you mentioned "Baby Spice" = loaded pop-rock chic = sugar momma = $$$$ duckets for the collection.[]

So instead you should be something like this:

U - "Honey I want to share my hobby with you"

Her - "Really pooky what to do you for said hobby"

U - "Collect rare tamiya and rc cars"

Her - "That's so cool only real MEN collect RC cars, here's my pin number to my account. Feel free to use any and all the money from my pop-rock days"

Her - "BTW Ginger and Sporty are looking for real MEN who play with toy cars also, are the other guys at tamiyaclub single"

U - "Yes let me set them up right now"

Her -"You're the best, I love you"

U - "Me too"

[Scorchio]

POOKY[!] POOKY!!!!![!][!][!] LOL

Boy you realy are smart, I was amazed nobody else picked up on that. But it is a lookalike thing and yes I'm a lucky boy.

But should I ever come accross the spiceys again I'll put in a good word for you guys (make what you will of that)[)]