Wing Slogans - funny

[GermanTA03Guy 1372]

G'day mates, 

This morning on the Autobahn i passed a truck with some airbrushed sly stallone and Nick cage on it. This got me hyped and my mind started wandering and thinking about funny wing Slogans, so i started collecting in my mind. I was having giggles already in the car, thought you can help me. It could serve as a pool of which to make stickers from, or just for laughs: 

- Get off quick ! 

- Outta my way !

- Forced to win 

- Man Made

- Jump it off !

- Fun and Giggles 

- Sort it out !

- Get sorted !

- Get Sauced !

- Sauce it up ! 

- Stop wondering !

- First to win !

- From the back !

- Massive number 

- Enormous Things

- Land it !

- Send it !

- Set me up !

- Got setup !

- Have fun or go home !

- Go fast or Go home 

- Turn right Go left !

- distorted frquncy

- Risky Bizniz

- Less turns is faster

- Faster is better 

- Betcha !

- 110% EPA

- Spit it out !

- Lay it down !

- Soak the Ripples !

- Spill the tea !

- Fly away ! 

- Anyway ! 

- However !

- Team What?!

- Just flip it !

- Turn it round !

Maybe you guys have some awesome slogans to (maybe not "hawk tuah !"), anyway, i cant wait to spill out my tea  when i read em

... I especially laugh it when they sound like "yes, it is technically english, but it must have been made up by a japanese.  Was he sure what he was trying to say ?"  

So, like original tamiya, but on Coke... 

[scoobybooster 289]

17 minutes ago, GermanTA03Guy said:

maybe not "hawk tuah

i wonder if Tamiya would take this idea up and bring us a new model. We have seen several "Hawk's" before, so why not the "Hawk Tuah" 

[Gebbly 771]

Willy on board

[Badcrumble 4417]

Tank Slappin'

[ADRay1000 447]

I’d thought of replicating the typesetting and graphics of well known classic Tamiyas, but changing the wing slogans to be rude (not offering examples). 

[Mad Ax 10143]

When I painted my Top Force Evo for the Iconic Revival race a few years ago, I made the wing slogan "Impressive Plumbers" and advertised a local plumbing company that my friend runs.

Also my DT-03 Racing Fighter has the wing slogan "Let's Fighting!" from the South Park episode Good Times With Weapons.

[Gebbly 771]

For those into computer games how about...

Leroooooy Jenkiiiiiins!!

[Wheel_Nut 365]

When my wife saw the “Anytime Baby” slogan on my re-release hornet, she said it seemed inappropriate.  She suggested they meant to name the car “The Horney”.  No need to reference an insect with a stinging appendage on its abdomen.

[No Slack 511]

During the covid lock down member Yogi Bear made a wonderful limited edition sticker sheet with funny slogans. What about " Snap off, tools you can't trust" Maybe he will do it again with input from TC members?

 

[No Slack 511]

[ADRay1000 447]

my kids have recently gotten into 1:64 diecast customization. I ordered a waterslide decal sheet of JDM slogans. When I got it and saw it closer, it was full of f-bombs and “the shocker”.
 

It was too funny to get upset about it, and didn’t give them to the kids. 
 

Link: https://shop.mycustomhotwheels.com/product/jdm-decals-2/

[cstorckiii 371]

Wrong Way!

Other End

Oops!
Obligitory Wing

Post No Bills

Space For Rent

Drive Responsably

Wait, What?!

OUCH!

Give Up!

 

[Mad Ax 10143]

so wing, many downforce

[Mad Ax 10143]

[Mad Ax 10143]

On 7/1/2024 at 7:52 PM, ADRay1000 said:

“the shocker”

I personally feel this is a misnomer.  It's only shocking if you're not expecting it.

[RC_FunLand 172]

LMAO, this thread. 

[Mokei Kagaku 2919]

 

On 7/1/2024 at 1:51 PM, Wheel_Nut said:

When my wife saw the “Anytime Baby” slogan on my re-release hornet, she said it seemed inappropriate.  She suggested they meant to name the car “The Horney”.  No need to reference an insect with a stinging appendage on its abdomen.

A member of our club changed the wing slogan of his Frog from "No guts no glory!" to "No girls no orgy!" back in the days. I reckon your wife wouldn't exactly approve of that either? 

[Wystan Withers 338]

On 7/1/2024 at 4:00 AM, Gebbly said:

For those into computer games how about...

Leroooooy Jenkiiiiiins!!

Leeroy Jenkins, done subtly as the name of the driver under the window of the latest special edition Fire Dragon or Saint Dragon and sponsored by KFC (because dragons and chicken). Neither really have wings though...

[Bwaaatch 625]

Am loving ‘However!’

 

[Wheel_Nut 365]

On 7/6/2024 at 10:21 PM, Mokei Kagaku said:

 

A member of our club changed the wing slogan of his Frog from "No guts no glory!" to "No girls no orgy!" back in the days. I reckon your wife wouldn't exactly approve of that either? 

If a model car with that slogan was sold in the 80s, it would need an M15+ language advisory.  These days it would not be inclusive enough unless changed to gender neutral terms and pronouns.   Then again, perhaps it doesn’t matter if Tamiya is only selling these to men aged over 50.

[SlideWRX 903]

On 7/5/2024 at 4:58 PM, Mad Ax said:

It's only shocking if you're not expecting it.

It's a bit long to fit on a wing.  Maybe along the side?

[Rinskie 860]

On 7/1/2024 at 2:03 AM, scoobybooster said:

i wonder if Tamiya would take this idea up and bring us a new model. We have seen several "Hawk's" before, so why not the "Hawk Tuah" 

I am patiently awaiting the re-re Keen Hawk Tuah