Tamiya1/10 382 Posted March 1, 2015 plus he is 95 on life support, and tomorrow will be our 1 year wedding anniversary. And i beleive for better or for worse so long as he leaves me his entire fortune to me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GregM 1109 Posted March 2, 2015 Talking animals, which one is your favourite? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Crash Cramer 617 Posted March 4, 2015 WOW, some of this is just down right funny. Where did you find a building that looks like SpongeBob???? The GIANT Grasshopper is great and I am soooooo digging counting to 12, except I say AH AH AH AH AH after I am done, that is Count Style BEEEE chess. LOL I sure hope the funnies still keep on going, something has to soothe the pain of losing Mr Spock BEFORE the large and rotund Bill SHATner >LOL, like what I did there??? I think Bill might actually own that boat. BRING BACK THE GNOME, but keep (knock knock)Penny(knock knock)Penny(knock knock)Penny, but let her hair grow out again, I lived through the Clinton years only to see it ruin American fashion forever. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Crash Cramer 617 Posted March 4, 2015 Looks like ONE victim was a game of Jenga. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mr crispy 2293 Posted March 7, 2015 Never tell him the odds! 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tamiya1/10 382 Posted March 8, 2015 Especially using a 200 yr old machine call an airplane. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mr crispy 2293 Posted March 8, 2015 200 year old plane!?! Steady on there Tamiya1/10, it's not a DeLorean I thought you couldnt pick a better place to crash land than a golf course... wide open spaces and you can be pretty sure you'll land within 200yds of a doctor 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nobbi1977 1793 Posted March 8, 2015 200 year old plane!?! Steady on there Tamiya1/10, it's not a DeLorean I thought you couldnt pick a better place to crash land than a golf course... wide open spaces and you can be pretty sure to you'll land within 200yds of a doctor Unfortunately there is also a good chance of hitting a lawyer 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mr crispy 2293 Posted March 8, 2015 Unfortunately there is also a good chance of hitting a lawyer Every cloud has a silver lining 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tamiya1/10 382 Posted March 9, 2015 200 year old plane!?! Steady on there Tamiya1/10, it's not a DeLorean I thought you couldnt pick a better place to crash land than a golf course... wide open spaces and you can be pretty sure to you'll land within 200yds of a doctor 50 yrs since WWII when the Star War came out and i figured was another 150yrs into tge future...(i have no clue ..so 200 yrs. give or take a few centuries? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Grastens 2795 Posted March 9, 2015 Flying Solo, was he? 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Crash Cramer 617 Posted March 9, 2015 MEthinks the folks at Lando's didn't do such a good job at fixin the ole gal. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mr crispy 2293 Posted March 9, 2015 50 yrs since WWII when the Star War came out and i figured was another 150yrs into tge future...(i have no clue ..so 200 yrs. give or take a few centuries? Remarkably it's only been 113 years since the first powered flight (Wright brothers) in 1902 and its been 70 years since the end of WW2, which is mad to think a greater length of time has past between then and the first flight to WW2. But Star Wars is set in the past... "a long time ago in a galaxy far far away..." so as I keep telling my wife it's the only period drama I'll happily watch Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tamiya1/10 382 Posted March 13, 2015 By James Steward (not exact, but in the spirit of the joke) A retired couple was having a nice dinner for their 50th year wedding anniversary...and had the following conversation took place Wife: if i die would you get marry again? Husband: why would you ask such question on our anniversary, and you know how much I love you, so do not ask me such question. Wife: I just want to know Husband: I am not going to answer such question The same question was asked by the wife several more times on different ocassions and the husband gave the same reply. Few months went by and the wife asked again, this time... Husband: yes dear, i would marry again Wife: would you sale our house and buy a new one with this lady? Husband: no, I love this house. Wife: would you keep our car or get a new one? Husband: that car is find and need not get a new one. Wife: would you still use the same bed that we are now using? Husband: honey, you are putting me in a very unconfortable position with that question.....and i will have to think about it. Wife: would you let her use my golf clubs? Husband: no, she is a lefty. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites